If any of you know Matthew or I well, you may have had similar thoughts cross your mind...
But If there are any that need some convincing just take a look at the photographic evidence...
There is really no hope of our offspring being normal is there?
Everyone says that having a baby changes your life and it is never the same. I already know this is true and I am trying to keep up with my new mom responsibilities and demands. However, we have had a few hick-ups so far...
Last week Matthew and I took William to his Dr's apt. It was his first time out of the house and in the car. Naturally I was packed and ready to go 2 hours before we actually had to leave. We had the appointment and everything went well. William was a little fussy after they took off his warm cloths and weighed him. It was feeding time anyway so I nursed Will in the room before we left. After he was done I kept him just sleeping on my chest like this, covered by a soft blanket of coarse.
I put Will in the car seat, still asleep and sat down in the passenger seat only to look down and see my bra completely exposed! I turned to Matt and told him it was up to him to make sure I was properly covered in public because clearly I was no longer in a mental state to be held accountable. I explained that this was a much more serious offense then forgetting to tell me that I have something in my teeth.
An experienced parent is fully clothed... now I know
Matt and I were changing Will's diaper (yes at the beginning it took both of us.) Once we finished we put him down for a nap and had lunch. About 1 min in Matt exclaimed, "Who forgot to wash their hands before eating...." Offended, I told him I had washed them. "It was me," he admitted.
An experienced parent eats lunch without poop on their hands.... write that down
Dear William, I will embarrass you many times in your life due to my spastic ways but I will try not to be exposed or have poop on me when I do.
... no promises though
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